It was only a few short days ago that I was happily galumphing along on my Windows Vista-enabled PC-compatible laptop when I got the brilliant idea that I should update my soundcard drivers...

To make a short story long, I broke windows horribly and installed linux. I just ordered my first pizza using a text browser called lynx.

I am convinced there is a sock conspiracy. When looking for a black sock, you'll find a white one. When looking for a match, you'll find many socks that don't match at all. The trick is to look for black socks when you want white ones.

Come to think of it, it may be clothes in general. Try this: when you want to find a perfect pair of socks, simply look for your underwear.