https://rustytelephone.net/tags/general/Recent content in General on RustyTelephone.netHugo -- gohugo.ioen-usSun, 14 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000https://rustytelephone.net/posts/a-linux-pizza/Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000https://rustytelephone.net/posts/a-linux-pizza/<p>It was only a few short days ago that I was happily galumphing along on my Windows Vista-enabled PC-compatible laptop when I got the brilliant idea that I should update my soundcard drivers...</p> <p>To make a short story long, I broke windows horribly and installed linux. I just ordered my first pizza using a text browser called lynx.</p><p>It was only a few short days ago that I was happily galumphing along on my Windows Vista-enabled PC-compatible laptop when I got the brilliant idea that I should update my soundcard drivers...</p> <p>To make a short story long, I broke windows horribly and installed linux. I just ordered my first pizza using a text browser called lynx.</p>https://rustytelephone.net/posts/the-sock-conspiracy/Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000https://rustytelephone.net/posts/the-sock-conspiracy/<p>I am convinced there is a sock conspiracy. When looking for a black sock, you'll find a white one. When looking for a match, you'll find many socks that don't match at all. The trick is to look for black socks when you want white ones.</p> <p>Come to think of it, it may be clothes in general. Try this: when you want to find a perfect pair of socks, simply look for your underwear.</p><p>I am convinced there is a sock conspiracy. When looking for a black sock, you'll find a white one. When looking for a match, you'll find many socks that don't match at all. The trick is to look for black socks when you want white ones.</p> <p>Come to think of it, it may be clothes in general. Try this: when you want to find a perfect pair of socks, simply look for your underwear.</p> <p>What does this suggest for the way the universe works? This is most likely a subset of a universal function of the natural order of things. Whatever that means.</p>